Description

Our core technology uses a non-patent-pending technique to condense data from the browser’s framebuffer to the customer. As an evangelist you will help us convert the unfaithful into believers of our product. Together we will create a 95 bullet point presentation to help our cause. We will strengthen our religion company and raise venture capital to burn.

Must-haves

• At least 5 year experience as a front-end developer for either Internet Explorer 5, Netscape Navigator or AOL Explorer
• Not more than 3 months of studies or related work experience

Nice-to-haves

• An AOL CD-ROM in mint condition (PSA: 9+)
• Visited NahuelCon

Benefits

• You get to work for us
• Competitive’ish salary
• Free pizza¹
• As much vacation as you want²
• BYOB policy³

Description

Secure software is our DNA. Building secure software is hard.

To combat hackers we need to improve faster.
So breaking our software becomes harder.
Come join us and become our scooter.

If you have absolutely no idea what we mean with that. Come help us build trailblazing innocations to transform the security landscape for centuries.

Must-haves

• Limited self-esteem
• Presented technical research on at least 20 conferences in one year
• Failed the PortSwigger WebAcademy
• Scooter collection

Nice-to-haves

• No IT-Security professional certifications

Benefits

• You get to work for us
• Competitive’ish salary
• Free pizza¹
• Unlimited vacation days²
• BYOB policy³

Description

With an ever-growing userbase xSSRF is in a constant need for highly trained monkeys to verify that our customer’s users don’t input invalid data.

With our cloud-native streaming Jira pipeline, you get instant notifications whenever a new input is available for review. Simply click accept or deny to prevent hackers from leveraging security vulnerabilities in our customers web applications.

Must-haves

• Hairy pelt
• Fluent in Ook! programming

Nice-to-haves

• Know the lyrics to Coco Jamboo
• A friend named Jane

Benefits

• You get to work for us
• Competitive’ish salary
• Free pizza bananas¹
• As much vacation as you want²
• BYOB policy⁴